1. Invite all his friends (Bill Kristol, George Will, Charles Krauthammer) to a really bitchin' party
2. Make sure information is 'leaked' to the media about the really bitchin' party.
3. Float a rumor around that the Bully has a good chance of getting invited to the really bitchin' party.
4. Then don't invite him.
Appendix to #4: Make damn sure he finds out the food was REALLY good.
And then watch hilarity ensue!
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