Put on your eatin' pants and strap on in, cuz you're about to embark on a culinary carny ride!
Welcome to Disgusting Recipe Fridays, where our motto is "If the Food Network is food porn, then Disgusting Recipe Fridays is an adult video booth off 37th and 8th at 4 AM on a Friday."
Here's how it works: Submissions for disgusting recipes will be accepted up until Thursdays. The week's winner will be posted on Friday. On Monday of the new week, a CULINARY REVIEW will be posted of the week's winner. That's right, I will take your disgusting recipe and actually prepare it Sunday night for my family. Yes, I will.
RULES:
1.Must be ACTUAL Recipes. They must be from another source than you and your friends getting high and mixing pie crust with margarita mix and beef gravy.
2. Must have be COMPLETE recipes with a full list of ingredients and instructions from beginning to end. Example: If flour is not listed in the original ingredient list and then suddenly turns up in a recipe w/out a proper amount, that recipe is disqualified. Same for incomplete instructions, i.e., "Throw into oven." Um, what tempature oven?
WHERE TO FIND ACTUAL PUBLISHED DISGUSTING RECIPES:
1. Off the sides of generic or store-brand items. Off-brand Mac and Cheese or Instant Rice or things like that are good places.
2. Underneath the labels of off-brand canned goods. Another place to find a treasured gastronomical abortion.
3. Off bags of junk food. Yes, I actually got a recipe off a bag of pork rinds once. I still have nightmares.
4. Recipe Sites. If a recipe looks like it may actually be tasty, that's not what we're looking for. If it looks revolting, send it in.
5. Anything you've made in the past that convinced your in-laws that you can't cook, despite years or even decades gone by.
Have fun, and send Prilosec.
Welcome to Disgusting Recipe Fridays, where our motto is "If the Food Network is food porn, then Disgusting Recipe Fridays is an adult video booth off 37th and 8th at 4 AM on a Friday."
Here's how it works: Submissions for disgusting recipes will be accepted up until Thursdays. The week's winner will be posted on Friday. On Monday of the new week, a CULINARY REVIEW will be posted of the week's winner. That's right, I will take your disgusting recipe and actually prepare it Sunday night for my family. Yes, I will.
RULES:
1.Must be ACTUAL Recipes. They must be from another source than you and your friends getting high and mixing pie crust with margarita mix and beef gravy.
2. Must have be COMPLETE recipes with a full list of ingredients and instructions from beginning to end. Example: If flour is not listed in the original ingredient list and then suddenly turns up in a recipe w/out a proper amount, that recipe is disqualified. Same for incomplete instructions, i.e., "Throw into oven." Um, what tempature oven?
WHERE TO FIND ACTUAL PUBLISHED DISGUSTING RECIPES:
1. Off the sides of generic or store-brand items. Off-brand Mac and Cheese or Instant Rice or things like that are good places.
2. Underneath the labels of off-brand canned goods. Another place to find a treasured gastronomical abortion.
3. Off bags of junk food. Yes, I actually got a recipe off a bag of pork rinds once. I still have nightmares.
4. Recipe Sites. If a recipe looks like it may actually be tasty, that's not what we're looking for. If it looks revolting, send it in.
5. Anything you've made in the past that convinced your in-laws that you can't cook, despite years or even decades gone by.
Have fun, and send Prilosec.
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